Sunday, 18 November 2012

ECCENTRIC laws

ECCENTRIC is a person who has an unusual, peculiar, or odd personality, set of beliefs, or behavior pattern.  Many individuals previously considered to be merely eccentrics were  retrospectively-diagnosed as actually suffering from mental disorders...Presenting a few laws of Wahabi faith which are sheerly eccentric...you need to be AN ECCENTRIC to practise them..if you are NORMAL you should not be a wahabi.
Have a look at these ECCENTRIC laws found in Bahisti Zewar (Heavenely ornaments) of Maulana Ashraf Ali Thanwi the scholar from Deoband. Please note it is a popular practise to present this book new bride so that she can practise THESE LAWS


1.      There was some impurity on one's hand. Someone removed this najâsat by licking it off three times. It will become purified, but it is prohibited to lick it. (page 35 of English volume 1) PROHIBITED BUT WILL PURIFY THE NAJIS THING !!! CAN YOU IMAGINE LICKING A NAJASAT..

2.      If one or two pieces of dung or excreta of a cow or goat fall into the milk while they are being milked, it is excusable as long as the dung or excreta is removed immediately. If it falls at some time other than the time of milking, the milk will become impure.  (page 37 of English volume 1) HOW CAN TIMING AFFECT NAJASAT !!! IMAGINE DRINKING THIS MILK...

3.      Semen fell on the body or clothes and got dried. The body and clothes can be purified by scraping it off and rubbing it thoroughly. But if it has not dried as yet, it will have to be washed. (page 34 of English vol 1) DOES DELAYING WASHING SEMEN MAKE IT LESS NAJIS ? on the other hand refer to the next law

4.      On awakening from sleep, a person should not put his hands in the water (container) until and unless he washes his hands up to his wrists irrespective of whether the hands are pure or impure. If water has been kept in a small container, such as a pitcher or jug, then it should be carried with the left hand and poured onto the right hand and washed three times. Thereafter, the utensil should be taken into the right hand and the left hand should be washed three times. If the water is not kept in a small container, but in a big drum, etc., then it should be taken out with a small utensil, such as a jug. Care should be taken that the fingers do not touch the water. If there is no small utensil, then water should be taken out with the palm of the left hand. As far as possible, very little of the fingers should be put in the water. On taking out the water, first the right hand should be washed, and thereafter, as much of the right hand can be put in the water. On taking out water, the left hand should be washed....(page 31)...SO MANY DETAILS FOR WASHING WHEN HAND IS NOT NAJIS WHILE SEMEN CAN BE PURIFIED BY SCRAPING....

     5.  The water that is left behind by a woman after she made wudhu or ghusl should not be used by a man   to make his wudhu or ghusl. (page 38) AND WE ARE TALKING OF ISRAAF AND CONSERVATION OF WATER !!! 

6.    If a person has sexual intercourse with a minor girl, ghusl will not be obligatory on her. But in order to get her into the habit, she should be made to bath. (page 49) NO COMMENTS

7.      If a woman kisses her husband while he is in salaat then his salaat will not become invalid. However, if at the time of being kissed, the man is overtaken by passion, then his salaat will become invalid. If a woman is in her salaat and a man kisses her, then her salaat will become invalid irrespective of whether he kissed her with desire or not, and irrespective of whether she was overcome by passion or not.(Page 122) AND WE THOUGHT PRAYING WAS A SERIOUS ISSUE....THIS BOOK IS GIFTED TO NEW BRIDES !!!
 if you are not ECCENTRIC  and if you are NORMAL you should not be a wahabi.